Medal updated: Novice Joy Rider

Rarity: Rare to Very Rare

Item added: Caganer Figurine

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Item updated: Scalpel

Description: "The blade of this surgical scalpel is made from volcanic glass, which is many times finer than a conventional steel blade, and this makes its edge capable of gliding through flesh at a cellular level." to "This surgical scalpel boasts a blade that is crafted from volcanic glass, far surpassing the sharpness of conventional steel. Its ultra-fine edge glides effortlessly through flesh, enabling precision cuts at a cellular level. Perfect for crafting the most intricate of details, this scalpel is an indispensable tool for forgers and mutilators alike."

Item updated: Lanyard

Description: "" to "Lanyards are the official accessory of the conference-attending professional. This item's patented Dangle technology allows the wearer to fix their ID badge around their neck, leaving their hands free to gesticulate and grope as desired. In the past, ID badges had to be pinned to the chest, a situation that often resulted in ruined clothes and nicked nips. But these concerns are a thing of the past thanks to mankind's invention of the trusty lanyard—a milestone that will surely be placed alongside the wheel, the internet, and cow's milk as one of our species' finest achievements."

Item updated: Bottle of Champagne

Description: "Celebrate an occasion or show your special someone just how much you care with this bottle of champagne. Imported from France. Provides a small nerve increase when consumed." to "A sparkling wine associated with royalty, celebration, and the launching of ships, Champagne may only be legally named as such if it originates from the Champagne wine region of France. However, this law only applies in parts of the world with nothing better to care about, hence why there are no repercussions for pretending that this generic bottle of fizzy plonk contains genuine champers."