Item updated: Bucket

Type: Tool to Material

Item updated: Picture Frame

Type: Other to Material

Item added: Ordination Certificate

Description: Ordination is usually a long and solemn process involving study, training, interviews, resisting the tempting aroma of little boys, vows, approval from senior clergy, and long periods of quiet reflection on why choirboys would dress all slutty like that. But all of that effort can be skipped with this convincing forged ordination certificate, which offers the same qualification without having to suck up to the big man upstairs. Or downstairs, if you're a servant of Satan. Whether you're marrying two friends, blessing a horse race, or you just want to park outside a monastery, this certificate of ordination is your license to do so.

Item added: Medical License

Description: There are many dumb things you need a license for, but practicing medicine is one that makes sense. Sadly, this license is a forgery, allowing it to be wielded by people with all sorts of fucked-up views, including anti-vaxxers, homeopaths, and people who believe seed oils will turn you into a transgender birthday clown. Owning this license does not confer any medical ability, but it does give off an air of expertise, allowing you to diagnose anyone with anything! Which, if you think about it, is a victimless crime, since they were going to use Google to do that anyway.

Item added: Collection Bucket

Description: Once, this was just an ordinary bucket. Then some idiot with a pair of scissors and no morals decided to transform it into a vessel for deception. Now fitted with a laminated card top and bogus charity branding, this collection bucket can be used to fleece do-gooders out of their spare cash. Was it really worth wasting a perfectly good bucket on such a grubby little scam? That depends entirely on the price of sand these days.